Wednesday, January 4, 2012

Hypothetical Candidate of the Day: Gene Shalit

Given the un-inspiring nature of the potential Republican Presidential field, the excitement of which i can only compare to watching a televised chess tournament, we here at Bunk Bros have to decided to ponder the "what if's?" and offer our analyses of yet to declare potential Republican Candidates.

Please note: actual political pre-disposition is entirely irrelevant for our purposes. Where applicable we will ponder possible ideological leanings based on the raw data available to us: looks, general demeanor, and gut instinct.

Over the coming days and weeks, we will be introducing for your consideration potential GOP presidential candidates. And what better way to kick off this new segment with television's own, Gene Shalit!

Age: 85 years old
Occupation: Humor
Potential Running Mate(s): George Whipple
Pro's to a Shalit White House: The bow-ties. A cuddly, non-threatening white guy to soothe all the Obama haters. Movie nights.
Completely unsupported hypothetical political predisposition: Shalit's got hands-off, small government laissez-faire economic policy written all over him. It's "Morning in America!" again with Shalit at the top of the ticket! Plus, as a secretly gay, closet homophobe, "Big" Gene would fit right in with about 72% of republicans in Congress!

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